Sunday school class. Teacher: ”I would like to end the lesson with a prayer Jesus taught us.” Pupil turns to friend and says: ”I never knew Jesus had a tortoise.” Ark.
Nan has a post up titled What say you? about the banning of religious symbols. Here is my take. The Agony Aunt Column. Dear Aunty Jane: Topic. Religious Symbols and their effects on my sensitivity. As a young lad, growing up in a village in England, part of my paper round (route) took me … More Oh for gods’ sake! For Nan
While indulging in five minutes of semi-random article clicking on my Reader I came across something on a site called Christianity Today titled: Why the Special Envoy on Freedom of Religion or Belief role is invaluable I wonder, does a badge and a hat come with the job? You can read the article if you … More Religious freedom. Contradiction of terms?
Some of you may be familiar with Jasper Carrott. I know Brian will be! He is an English comedian from Birmingham, who’s been around since Grandad fell off the bus.. This sketch is about running his first marathon, which I can totally relate to. Hope it makes you smile. Ark.
”2019? Already. You’re kidding!”
Mrs Bert takes a stroll. The ”white line” is a strand of web. Ark.
In a surprising, and ironic turn of events, today, on the southern coast of England, 250 re-born Christians had to be forcibly restrained by police as ugly scenes threatened to turn the quiet fishing village of Slumgullet-by-the Sea into a religious battleground. The focus of this zealous evangelical ire? A 32 year old man who … More Oh, Jesus H. Chrestus, it’s Reg!
An old one … Alf tapped the newspaper with his pencil. “S’lot of people that is. A bloody lot.” “Lot of people what?” asked Bert. Alf was doodling on his copy of the Daily Express while considering putting 50 quid on the upcoming England/Pakistan cricket test. Apparently the only safe bet currently on offer was … More In the Pub: Gun Control.
”Stand aside, Fido, or you’re gonna find out what being hen-pecked is really like” Ark
Calling all Christian Computer owners!!! It’s here! The Update for the Christian operating –system: Jesus 10.1 with Mega Church Graphics Card. Will also work with an apple. ( Not reccomended for women) Standard features still include: Fully compatible for older models. For your children: The latest Mel & Robertson indoctrination kit, with actual graphics showing … More Re-Run for a few smiles :Computer Operating System for Christians.