Just for a laugh

Sunday school class. Teacher: ”I would like to end the lesson with a prayer Jesus taught us.” Pupil turns to friend and says: ”I never knew Jesus had a tortoise.”   Ark.

Re-Run for a few smiles :Computer Operating System for Christians.

Calling all Christian Computer owners!!! It’s here! The Update for the Christian operating –system: Jesus 10.1 with Mega Church Graphics Card. Will also work with an apple. ( Not reccomended for women) Standard features still include: Fully compatible for older models. For your children: The latest Mel & Robertson  indoctrination kit, with actual graphics showing … More Re-Run for a few smiles :Computer Operating System for Christians.

Oh, for the gods’ sake! Questioning the Word. An oldie.

In a children’s Religious Studies class somewhere …    ‘And lo, the children of Mo Sez will return to the land once more, disenfranchising the godless heathens and sinners as commanded by the Lawd. And they shall trample through fields of goats droppings. And the corn will bend aside in their passing, for is it … More Oh, for the gods’ sake! Questioning the Word. An oldie.