Sunday school class. Teacher: ”I would like to end the lesson with a prayer Jesus taught us.” Pupil turns to friend and says: ”I never knew Jesus had a tortoise.” Ark.
All proceeds from sales to go towards better health. Side 1. The Chinese Way – Level 42 (Should Not Have Got On) This Flight Tonight – Nazareth Every Breath You Take – The Police. Don’t Stand So Close To Me – The Police Fever – Ronnie Laws Side 2. I Don’t need No Doctor – … More Covid 19 – The Album
Nan has a post up titled What say you? about the banning of religious symbols. Here is my take. The Agony Aunt Column. Dear Aunty Jane: Topic. Religious Symbols and their effects on my sensitivity. As a young lad, growing up in a village in England, part of my paper round (route) took me … More Oh for gods’ sake! For Nan
Some of you may be familiar with Jasper Carrott. I know Brian will be! He is an English comedian from Birmingham, who’s been around since Grandad fell off the bus.. This sketch is about running his first marathon, which I can totally relate to. Hope it makes you smile. Ark.
Full moon a few nights ago. Top right – the Death Star. Gods help us all.
An old one – for the ladies Down at the Coach and Horses, Wiggleswood’s Premier imbibing establishment, things are not in order at all; naturally! “It’s the natural order of things, Alf. Women on top,” Bert said. “S’what I told the missus,” Alf agreed. “I told her you said so, too.” “So what’s the problem, … More Woman on top. It’s only natural.
In a surprising, and ironic turn of events, today, on the southern coast of England, 250 re-born Christians had to be forcibly restrained by police as ugly scenes threatened to turn the quiet fishing village of Slumgullet-by-the Sea into a religious battleground. The focus of this zealous evangelical ire? A 32 year old man who … More Oh, Jesus H. Chrestus, it’s Reg!
An old one … Alf tapped the newspaper with his pencil. “S’lot of people that is. A bloody lot.” “Lot of people what?” asked Bert. Alf was doodling on his copy of the Daily Express while considering putting 50 quid on the upcoming England/Pakistan cricket test. Apparently the only safe bet currently on offer was … More In the Pub: Gun Control.
Calling all Christian Computer owners!!! It’s here! The Update for the Christian operating –system: Jesus 10.1 with Mega Church Graphics Card. Will also work with an apple. ( Not reccomended for women) Standard features still include: Fully compatible for older models. For your children: The latest Mel & Robertson indoctrination kit, with actual graphics showing … More Re-Run for a few smiles :Computer Operating System for Christians.
you never know who might pop by for a visit. Ark.
Because of the head-banging belief by members of the Bishop Usher Fan Club with comments like this: Ark Do you really believe that humans and dinosaurs existed together at the same time. Liked by 1 person bcparkison AUGUST 18, 2018 AT 01:38 EDIT Yes I thought I would dig out this old fossil …. Veggie Dinosaurs … More In the Pub: Veggiesaurs
In a children’s Religious Studies class somewhere … ‘And lo, the children of Mo Sez will return to the land once more, disenfranchising the godless heathens and sinners as commanded by the Lawd. And they shall trample through fields of goats droppings. And the corn will bend aside in their passing, for is it … More Oh, for the gods’ sake! Questioning the Word. An oldie.