God’s to-do list,
*edit as per wishes from Nan
- Make man. *If things don’t work out as planned remove one of his ribs and make a woman.
- Give them free will.
- Slaughter 99.9% of them for using it.
- Randomly favour one group.
- Never speak or write a single word.
- Legalize slavery and ban shrimp.
- Kill Myself for a weekend.