The first international leader to offer their congratulations is Xi Jiping, who telephoned the 46th President of the USA a few minutes ago.
”Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful!” enthused the General Secretary.
He went on to say: ”Mr Joe’s ablility to get election is due in no small part to special powder we send Joe, before he hit campaign trail,.”
”When I last sploke to Joe I asked him how it going. He tell me it is hard. Vely hard. ‘Cos he say he not young man anymore. I tell him vely good and when he become Plesident of America we make vely big trade deal so all old men have chance to get election.”
He finished off by saying.
”God bless America!”