“Now… run away Awan” Cain screamed to his wife, “faster than Abel [on the ground] so that he and his bones can be found inside the fossilized bowels of Thesaurus by 21st century Christian pseudo-scientists, further proving that we were here only 5-ish or 6,000-ish years ago… um, give or take in Faith!!!!” Praise His Holy Bounty… and Booty-ness… HALLELUJAH on Highness and Trippyness!!!
The adroitly depicted leathern, jurásico yet, flightless caricature of the past demonstrates the hand of a creator—that first-cause-uncause, was in tandem an artist. When one perceives a finely drawn delineation, one incessantly views the hand, no, the mind and will of god.
HAH!!! Interesting Jim. My “poke” above at a certain Liverpool fan here — I won’t mention any names but his initials are Arkenaten, but I know him as Ark-o-Satan — elicited no response at all. Hmmmm, should I kick him? Make sure he is still alive? 😉
I overate in a cheap Indian restaurant in Pompey once … after that I believed in the verysauarse. (For days afterwards, no reason to doubt—I KNEW we co-existed.)
Physical proof like that would help me a lot with the Bible—if someone could supply it.
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Love it.
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Nice
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🤣🤣🤣 YES!!!
“Now… run away Awan” Cain screamed to his wife, “faster than Abel [on the ground] so that he and his bones can be found inside the fossilized bowels of Thesaurus by 21st century Christian pseudo-scientists, further proving that we were here only 5-ish or 6,000-ish years ago… um, give or take in Faith!!!!” Praise His Holy Bounty… and Booty-ness… HALLELUJAH on Highness and Trippyness!!!
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The adroitly depicted leathern, jurásico yet, flightless caricature of the past demonstrates the hand of a creator—that first-cause-uncause, was in tandem an artist. When one perceives a finely drawn delineation, one incessantly views the hand, no, the mind and will of god.
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whatever you just said, I agree totally. The hand, in other words, doesn’t draw the picture, it merely holds the pen.
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I was hoping someone caught that. I wasn’t sure I did when I was done. Haha
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well it was beautifully expressed, and while beauty sometimes gets in the way of the beholder, it’s a lot more fun to say =)
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If that said “RUN AWAY FROM HUNGRY GROWLING Homo Erectus-eating Thesaurus’” then I wholeheartedly agree!!!!
If that said “FEED THE YOUNG-EARTH FLAT-EARTH CHRISTIANS to HUNGRY GROWLING Thesaurus’” then where can I help toss them to its dinner plate!? 😁
If that said “Liverpool fans are sane footballing fans and know how to sing!” then I say toss them to HUNGRY ROARING Thesaurus’ too! 🙂
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HAH!!! Interesting Jim. My “poke” above at a certain Liverpool fan here — I won’t mention any names but his initials are Arkenaten, but I know him as Ark-o-Satan — elicited no response at all. Hmmmm, should I kick him? Make sure he is still alive? 😉
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It appears SA is on their own time. To really know if he’s awake, throw in some MU praise…
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HAH! Brilliant. Let’s try this… (begins singing, dancing, and clapping the following…) 😈😁
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F’cough. You’re banned!
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Ahhhhh, THERE he is. He LIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEESSSS!!!! 😉
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I think if he finds you he’ll beat your ass with a day old cake
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Time to hire some bodyguards! 😛
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that is both beautiful to hear, and see, and also terrifying. And they say American football fans are mad…not even close, nope.
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Judy! You should see them at Anfield!!! 😮
hehehe 🤭
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Bloody hooligans, the lot of ’em.
Not moi of course.
The proverbial melting butter and all that
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Thank you for a good laugh first thing in the morning!😂👏
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I overate in a cheap Indian restaurant in Pompey once … after that I believed in the verysauarse. (For days afterwards, no reason to doubt—I KNEW we co-existed.)
Physical proof like that would help me a lot with the Bible—if someone could supply it.
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Failing that … the Bible could help me with the effects of cheap Indian food … one page at a time.
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