A once-off (non-edible) addition to Emily’s Cakes baking portfolio.
The Benji Cake
To extract cake from mixing bowl you will need:
1. A brief tickle behind the ears. If Benji cake is reluctant to budge …..
2. Use a fork and tap briskly against side of tin of cat food.
Once extracted from bowl, for best results, place on warm lap and stroke until cat’s internal motor is engaged.
From the Ark manual of Recipes That Really Work.