Are you a miserable disgusting sinner destined for Hell? Have you been washed in the Blood of Jesus?
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”The Hills are alive … with the sound of screaming”
Are you genuinely concerned for the welfare of your children?
Are sleepless nights worrying about your little ones burning in Hell for eternity ruining your Christmas Holidays?
Then fret no more! No need to feel threatened by atheists, evidence, truth and reality.
It’s so easy!
1.Simply confess how useless and vile you truly are, how you cannot have a decent life and be moral without Jesus of Nazareth, and come and sign up right now to beat the Easter Rush.
2.*No sign up fee
3.Family discounts available.
4.Recycling depot for all used Hustlers, Playboys, Naughty flashdrives
5.35,000 plus sects to choose from; some with interesting hats.
*donations optional. ETF facilities available. All major credit cards accepted.
Christianity: The 2000 year old Cult of Human Sacrifice.
See your duly authorized earthly representative for further details.
Beware of imitations.