It is claimed by the god-botherers that it was man’s fall (from grace?) that caused the dinosaurs, for example, to become meat-eaters with all those sharp pointy teeth. Prior to this we were all plant-eaters, and all lived side by side in perfect harmony the live long day … tra la la.
So, in deference to the god-botherers, but still managing to maintain my integrity and a reasonable measure of sanity I found a way around having to worship that bloody bramble-crowned human sacrifice you see hanging from a piece of wood every so often and return – sort of – to at least a partial state of sinlessnessnessnessnessess, which I adopted a couple of years ago.
( I know how to start spelling sinlessness, I just struggle to stop).
And here’s the solution:
Stop eating meat and return to the Eden-like state we were once in. Though it would probably be best if you utilise more than a fig leaf for your attire.
See? Cosmic Harmony restored.
Go forth and sin no more …
And these guys below will agree wholeheartedly.