Pair of Common Bulbuls.
”So, there was I, having a chat with the bloke who puts out the bird seed and what have you, y’know, and I reminded him politely that, not to sound ungrateful or anything, but a bit of variety on the fruit front wouldn’t go amiss. What with fruit around ‘ere getting a bit sparse at this time of year, know what I mean? Anyhow, he told me to look out for some pear in a day or two. Nice, eh?”